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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 07:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are people so rude to debt collector’s? I am one and I am so tired of being mistreated. We are under paid and then have to deal with the most ungrateful, and disrespectful people. We aren’t customer service. Don’t get mad at us because YOU owe.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Is Jesus God almighty?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

share office space ...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

No go.

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Ex-PlayStation exclusive Stellar Blade smashes God of War, The Last of Us and Spider-Man with Steam debut - Video Games Chronicle

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?